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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 61.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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