The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.84 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 60.67 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
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