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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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