Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.