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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.47 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 60.31 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
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