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Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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