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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.84 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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