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Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.84 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 60.67 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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