Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.