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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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