Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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