Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.