Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.