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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.54 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 60.44 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 59.86 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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