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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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