Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.