The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mother in law
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 60.78 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 60.67 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
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