Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.