"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.