Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.