The best insulting jokes

A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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