Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''