"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.