Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.