Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.