The best insulting jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
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