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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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