Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.