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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
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