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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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