Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!