Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.