Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.