Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!