Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!