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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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