Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.