The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 61.10 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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