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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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