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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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