Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! "
The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before.
This is Air Force One..."
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.