Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.