Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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A: The location of the dirtbag.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.