Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.