Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.