The best insulting jokes

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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