Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."