Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.