Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.