The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mother in law
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 62.47 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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