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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 62.04 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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