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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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