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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 62.30 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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