Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.
Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh.
Class: Oooooohhhh!