Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.