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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 62.21 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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