Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.