Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.