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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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