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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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