Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.