Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.