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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: graduation, insulting, management, work
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
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