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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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