Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.