Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"