Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.