The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: graduation, insulting, management, work
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.78 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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