The best insulting jokes

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 60.48 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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