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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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