Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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