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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.30 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 60.22 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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