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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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