Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.