Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.