Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.