Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.