Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.