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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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