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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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A 21-year-old is hired by a hardware store. He shows up for his first day of work at 8 AM sharp. The boss welcomes him, then hands him a broom. "First, sweep out the store. Then I'll show you where the window cleaning equipment is." "Sir," the young man protests. "You can't be serious. I'm a college graduate." "Oh, sorry," says the manager, pointing to the broom. "No problem. I can show you how that thing works."
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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