The best insulting jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 59.88 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 59.76 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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