Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!