Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.