The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, vulgar
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
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