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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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