Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.