The best insulting jokes

Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Vote: has 59.80 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Vote: has 59.79 % from 127 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Vote: has 59.79 % from 94 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Vote: has 59.51 % from 57 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, science, women
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama