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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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