The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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