Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.