Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.