The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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