The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, vulgar
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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