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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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