Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.