Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
You are so old, you fart dust.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.