Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.