Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.