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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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