Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.