The best insulting jokes

You are so old, you fart dust.
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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