Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
You are so old, you fart dust.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.