The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 58.27 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
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