The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, vulgar
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