The best insulting jokes

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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