Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.