Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.