The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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