The best insulting jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.