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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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