Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.