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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
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