Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.