Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"