Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.