The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
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