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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 56.66 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mother in law
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