Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.