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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
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