Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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