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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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