Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.