Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.
Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh.
Class: Oooooohhhh!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.