Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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