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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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