Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.