Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.