Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".