Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.