The best insulting jokes

Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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