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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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