Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.