Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"