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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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