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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, vulgar
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
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