The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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