Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.