The best insulting jokes

Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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