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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
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