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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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