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Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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