Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.