Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!