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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 57.76 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
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