Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!