Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.