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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Vote: has 52.93 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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