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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 56.71 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
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