Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.