Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.