Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.