Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.