Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.