The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 56.88 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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