Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
Vote:
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.