Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.