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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bird, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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