Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.