The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 56.26 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
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