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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
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