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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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