Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute