Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.