The best insulting jokes

Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 56.15 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
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