The best insulting jokes

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Vote: has 53.78 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Vote: has 52.42 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Vote: has 51.86 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Vote: has 51.83 % from 68 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Vote: has 51.70 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

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One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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