Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!