Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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