Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
Vote:
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
Vote:
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.