Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.