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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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has 49.86 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist
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