Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.