Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.