Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.