Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.