Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
You are so old, you fart dust.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.