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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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