Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.