The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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has 49.86 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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