Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.