Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.