Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.