Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.