Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.