Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"