Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.