One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn