The best insulting jokes

One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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