The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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