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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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