Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''