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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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has 47.24 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
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