Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"