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Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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