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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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has 47.24 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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