The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, bartender, insulting, women
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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