Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.