Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.