The best insulting jokes

Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, bartender, insulting, women
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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