Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.