Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.