"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.