Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!