Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.