The best insulting jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 44.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
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