Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.