Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.