Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.