Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.