Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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