Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.