The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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has 47.24 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, bartender, insulting, women
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
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