Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.