The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, sport
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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has 47.24 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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