Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.