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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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