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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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