Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.