"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.