A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
You are so old, you fart dust.
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.