Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.