Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.