Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"