The best insulting jokes

A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 48.96 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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