Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.