Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.