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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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