The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, sport
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
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