The best insulting jokes

Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 50.66 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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has 49.86 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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