Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.