Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.