YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!