Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed?
A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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