Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.