One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.