The best insulting jokes

One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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