Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!