Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!