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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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