The best insulting jokes

Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 43.72 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
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