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Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Vote: has 41.85 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Vote: has 41.84 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Vote: has 41.83 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Vote: has 40.39 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

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