Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".