Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.