My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"