What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.