Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.