The best insulting jokes

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Vote: has 39.39 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Vote: has 39.32 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Vote: has 38.99 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Vote: has 38.70 % from 50 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Vote: has 38.22 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Vote: has 37.92 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Vote: has 37.92 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Vote: has 37.45 % from 40 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Vote: has 37.08 % from 45 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Vote: has 36.90 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
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