"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!