Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.