My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.