The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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