A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.