Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.