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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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