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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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