Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"