Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.