The best insulting jokes

Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Vote: has 39.47 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Vote: has 39.32 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Vote: has 39.18 % from 45 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Vote: has 38.97 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Vote: has 37.92 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
Vote: has 37.61 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Vote: has 37.36 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Vote: has 36.90 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Vote: has 36.77 % from 91 votes. Send joke:

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