Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."