A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.