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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 75.92 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 75.74 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 75.72 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 75.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.31 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.30 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 75.20 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 75.15 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 75.00 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
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