Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
"Siri, why am I still single?"
Siri activates front camera.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.