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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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