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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.23 % from 409 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 74.95 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.62 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.62 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.31 % from 897 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.22 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 73.72 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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has 73.64 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
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