Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.