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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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has 75.02 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.00 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.76 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.15 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.73 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 73.59 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 73.48 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 73.40 % from 913 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.15 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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