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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
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A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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