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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 75.45 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.35 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 75.33 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 75.28 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 75.24 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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has 75.16 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.13 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 75.11 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 75.02 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
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