The best insulting jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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