Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.