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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.11 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 75.08 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.04 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.95 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 74.59 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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has 74.29 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.28 % from 892 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 74.04 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.98 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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