The best insulting jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Vote: has 76.32 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Vote: has 76.06 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Vote: has 75.94 % from 345 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Vote: has 75.82 % from 508 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Vote: has 75.81 % from 468 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Vote: has 75.75 % from 234 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Vote: has 75.69 % from 89 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Vote: has 75.62 % from 336 votes. Send joke:
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