Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.