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Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 75.95 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 75.85 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 75.77 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 75.62 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.52 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 75.50 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.32 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 75.16 % from 334 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 75.04 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
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