Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone?
A: You can't hear a vitamin.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.