The best insulting jokes

Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 75.11 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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has 74.96 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.78 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.77 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.75 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.31 % from 893 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 74.04 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.74 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.73 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 73.56 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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