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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.42 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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has 74.95 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.73 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.46 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.22 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.16 % from 900 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 73.82 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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has 73.64 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.58 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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