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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Vote: has 74.45 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Vote: has 74.24 % from 254 votes. Send joke:
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