The best insulting jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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More jokes about: asian, insulting, racist, travel, war
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama