Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.