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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 74.74 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.49 % from 883 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 74.18 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 74.13 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 74.01 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.99 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 73.86 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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