The best insulting jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.53 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 73.51 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.26 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.25 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.16 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 73.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 72.83 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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