Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.