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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 75.29 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 75.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 75.28 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.19 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 74.69 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 74.66 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 74.51 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
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