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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 72.87 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.81 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 72.63 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.57 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.49 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.46 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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