The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.15 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.04 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 72.88 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.64 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.35 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.21 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.05 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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