The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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