The best insulting jokes

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 75.48 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 75.34 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 75.32 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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has 75.29 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.20 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.02 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 74.74 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
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