The best insulting jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.58 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.16 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 72.97 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.89 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.81 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
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