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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.00 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.80 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 74.71 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 74.65 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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has 74.53 % from 876 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 74.39 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, death, insulting
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 73.77 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 73.74 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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