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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.39 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'". The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
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has 73.37 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.35 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.25 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 73.22 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.78 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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