The best insulting jokes

Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Vote: has 74.92 % from 391 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Vote: has 74.89 % from 86 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Vote: has 74.44 % from 89 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Vote: has 74.43 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Vote: has 73.85 % from 174 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Vote: has 73.42 % from 150 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Vote: has 73.21 % from 207 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Vote: has 73.15 % from 161 votes. Send joke:

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