Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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Yo momma so old...
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet.
A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot.
He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam'".
The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious.
So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.