Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.