The best insulting jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 75.16 % from 161 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Vote: has 75.02 % from 822 votes. Send joke:

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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Vote: has 74.90 % from 287 votes. Send joke:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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