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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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