Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.