Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.