Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie. 
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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