Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.