The best insulting jokes

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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