The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.69 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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has 72.65 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.36 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 72.00 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 71.86 % from 702 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama