Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone?
A: You can't hear a vitamin.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?"
Mom: "Because he never lies."
Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.