Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.