The best insulting jokes

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 72.63 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.36 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 72.35 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 71.90 % from 703 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama