The best insulting jokes

During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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