The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 73.74 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.65 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.47 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 73.46 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 73.37 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 73.33 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, business, insulting
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 72.69 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama