Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."