The best insulting jokes

Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Vote: has 73.86 % from 246 votes. Send joke:
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Vote: has 73.79 % from 100 votes. Send joke:
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Vote: has 73.74 % from 82 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Vote: has 73.58 % from 68 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 73.52 % from 176 votes. Send joke:
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I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Vote: has 73.48 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Vote: has 73.35 % from 179 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 73.34 % from 241 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Vote: has 73.31 % from 162 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama