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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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