The best insulting jokes

Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.29 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 71.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 71.79 % from 704 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.77 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.66 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting