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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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