The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.77 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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has 72.57 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 71.99 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women