The best insulting jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 74.23 % from 168 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Vote: has 74.20 % from 124 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 73.93 % from 234 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Vote: has 73.92 % from 153 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Vote: has 73.90 % from 96 votes. Send joke:
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Vote: has 73.89 % from 87 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Vote: has 73.73 % from 139 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Vote: has 73.58 % from 77 votes. Send joke:
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