Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"