Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.