Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.