Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.