The best insulting jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.77 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.76 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.01 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra