Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.