The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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has 71.31 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.16 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.87 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 70.75 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, death, insulting
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 70.66 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 70.56 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 70.55 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama