In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.