The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 73.11 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 73.04 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.80 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 72.06 % from 692 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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