The best insulting jokes

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Vote: has 72.19 % from 211 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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