The best insulting jokes

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 71.86 % from 702 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.77 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.76 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.58 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.24 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama