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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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