Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.