Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!