Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.