Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.