Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.