The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Vote: has 71.34 % from 107 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Vote: has 71.11 % from 267 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Vote: has 70.69 % from 745 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Vote: has 70.65 % from 116 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Vote: has 70.55 % from 247 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Vote: has 70.33 % from 60 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Vote: has 70.06 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

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