The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.68 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.55 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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has 72.19 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 72.18 % from 695 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 72.08 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama