Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
Vote:
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Vote:
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!