Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.