The best insulting jokes

Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, game, insulting
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.51 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, death, insulting
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 72.15 % from 698 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.96 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.90 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama