Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?"
"No"
"So, it was you!"