The best insulting jokes

Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Vote: has 72.50 % from 157 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Vote: has 72.39 % from 136 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Vote: has 72.34 % from 56 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Vote: has 72.22 % from 73 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Vote: has 72.05 % from 673 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Vote: has 72.04 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Vote: has 72.02 % from 182 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Vote: has 72.01 % from 85 votes. Send joke:

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