The best insulting jokes

My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 71.12 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.08 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.90 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 70.55 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 70.41 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 70.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 70.14 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama