The best insulting jokes

In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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