Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.