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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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