The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.77 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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has 71.76 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.66 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.01 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra