Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.