Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?"
"No"
"So, it was you!"
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?"
Mom: "Because he never lies."
Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!