Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.