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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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