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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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