Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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