Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.