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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 71.04 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 70.97 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 70.87 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, game, insulting
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, death, insulting
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