Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?"
Mom: "Because he never lies."
Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.