Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Bro, send me some good jokes.
Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend.
Good One! Send me more.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?"
Mom: "Because he never lies."
Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."