Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."