The best insulting jokes

The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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