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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Vote: has 72.26 % from 682 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Vote: has 72.10 % from 106 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Vote: has 72.01 % from 237 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Vote: has 71.90 % from 193 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Vote: has 71.76 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Vote: has 71.56 % from 67 votes. Send joke:
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
Vote: has 71.52 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
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Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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