The best insulting jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 69.97 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, parrot
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.20 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 69.15 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
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