Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo momma so old...
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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