The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.