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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 72.21 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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has 72.18 % from 695 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.74 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 71.68 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 71.58 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
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