The best insulting jokes

Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 70.81 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, death, insulting
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 70.49 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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has 70.48 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 69.97 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.46 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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