The best insulting jokes

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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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has 69.77 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 69.62 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 69.59 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 69.55 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 69.38 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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