Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.