Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.