Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo momma so old...
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.