The best IT jokes

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
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has 84.44 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: IT
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 84.34 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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has 84.28 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 84.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 84.23 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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has 84.08 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, time
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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has 84.02 % from 868 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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has 83.97 % from 772 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology, wife, winter
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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has 83.84 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 83.77 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
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