The best IT jokes

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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has 83.96 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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has 83.80 % from 843 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
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has 83.80 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: IT
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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has 83.56 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
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has 83.42 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: IT
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 83.25 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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has 83.21 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: computer, history, IT, technology
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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has 83.18 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 82.95 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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has 82.51 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
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