The best IT jokes

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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has 83.92 % from 849 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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has 83.85 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: computer, history, IT, technology
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
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has 83.64 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: IT
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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has 83.64 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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has 83.52 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 83.22 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
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has 83.18 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: IT
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 83.08 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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has 82.75 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
Murphy's Laws of Computing 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade. 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction. 6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural. 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up. 8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer. 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. 11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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