The best IT jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
has 84.79 % from 587 votes. More jokes about: IT
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
has 84.68 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
has 84.65 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
has 84.42 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
has 84.02 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
has 83.99 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: computer, history, IT, technology
Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
has 83.95 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
has 83.94 % from 897 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
has 83.93 % from 810 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology, wife, winter
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. ‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’ Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
has 83.75 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: IT, management
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