Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.