The best IT jokes

Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 84.89 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
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has 84.56 % from 578 votes. More jokes about: IT
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 84.49 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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has 84.08 % from 784 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology, wife, winter
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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has 83.96 % from 878 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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has 83.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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has 83.54 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
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has 83.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: IT
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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has 83.14 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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has 83.04 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: computer, history, IT, technology
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