The best IT jokes

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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has 83.95 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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has 83.94 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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has 83.91 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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has 83.89 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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has 83.87 % from 840 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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has 83.56 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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has 83.47 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: computer, history, IT, technology
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
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has 83.32 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: IT
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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has 83.05 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, time
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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has 82.80 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
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