The best IT jokes

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
has 81.09 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: car, computer, IT, science
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
has 81.02 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, programmer, work
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
has 80.95 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: car, death, IT, programmer
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
has 80.73 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
has 80.60 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
has 80.53 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: IT
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
has 80.46 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
has 80.46 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
has 80.45 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
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