The best IT jokes

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
has 81.36 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
has 81.22 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
has 81.22 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: family, geek, IT, kids
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
has 81.11 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: IT
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
has 81.02 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
has 80.93 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
has 80.72 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
has 80.48 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: car, computer, IT, science
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
has 80.37 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, time
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
has 80.37 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
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