The best IT jokes

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
has 82.90 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: computer, history, IT, technology
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
has 82.66 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
has 82.29 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, time
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
has 81.79 % from 423 votes. More jokes about: IT
A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of 5000$ and goes to the merchant to ask for details. Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money? Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, and also knows Word, C++, Visual Basic and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games. - Good monkey, it's worth the money. He goes and finds another monkey with a price of 10000$ and again he will ask the merchant. "What does this monkey know?" "It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad." "Nice, even I don't know those things." On a last scout run he finds another monkey just sitting there with a price 20000$. The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details. "And what does this monkey do for that ridiculous amount of money?" "I never saw her doing anything, but the other two call her Project Manager!"
has 81.55 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT, management, money, programmer
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
has 81.46 % from 474 votes. More jokes about: family, geek, IT, kids
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
has 81.46 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: IT
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
has 81.29 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, technology
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
has 81.14 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, money, programmer
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
has 80.94 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: car, death, IT, programmer
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