Joke #4702
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
Vote: The six front keys have rotted out.
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IT Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
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IT Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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IT A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Vote: What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
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IT Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
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IT Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Vote: My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta.
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IT Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times
I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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