Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt. The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed". The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong". The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."