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Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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A system administrator has 2 problems:
- dumb users
- smart users
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What did one computer say to the other?
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
