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Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
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Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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