Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ? There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!