The best IT jokes

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 79.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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has 79.89 % from 474 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, computer, IT, programmer
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.41 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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has 79.37 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 79.33 % from 627 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 79.11 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 79.10 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 78.81 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 78.45 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
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