The best IT jokes

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 79.56 % from 624 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
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has 79.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: IT
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.12 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 78.98 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 78.95 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 78.56 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.22 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
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