I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. ‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’ Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.