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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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has 79.79 % from 477 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, computer, IT, programmer
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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has 79.75 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 79.28 % from 636 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 79.11 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.05 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 78.87 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 78.82 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 78.80 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
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