The best IT jokes

A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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has 79.37 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 79.32 % from 632 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.27 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 79.23 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 78.54 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 78.45 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
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has 78.15 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!" "That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it!" "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys," "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete."
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has 78.13 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, life, vulgar
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