The best IT jokes

How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 80.12 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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has 79.91 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 79.88 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.84 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 79.52 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 79.17 % from 648 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 79.01 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
God called Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates to come to a conference. And when they were all there, God said, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is that I'm really fed up with the way things are on Earth; so, I've decided to destroy it. The good news is that I'm giving you one week's notice." So, Bill Clinton called into session the joint houses of Congress and announced, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is there is a God. The bad news is that he's going to destroy the Earth in one week." Boris Yeltsin called into session the Communist Party and announced, "I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that there is a God after all. And the worse news is that he's going to destroy the Earth in one week." Bill Gates called all of his programmers, marketing experts and administrators together and announced, "I've got good news and I've got better news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the three most important men on Earth. The better news is that we don't have to fix Windows 95."
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has 78.67 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: god, IT, political
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
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