The best IT jokes

A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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has 80.37 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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has 80.25 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 80.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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has 79.93 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, nerd, programmer, technology
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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has 79.92 % from 480 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, computer, IT, programmer
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 79.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 79.65 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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has 79.41 % from 640 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, gym, IT
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
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has 79.38 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish." Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East. The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?" Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us. The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."
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has 78.87 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: genie, IT
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