The best IT jokes

Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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has 79.74 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
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has 79.52 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: IT
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 79.10 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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has 78.75 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
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has 78.22 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: IT
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.15 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!
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has 78.08 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: IT, wife
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