The best jewish jokes

An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 43.61 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 42.47 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 41.91 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 41.57 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 41.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.84 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 40.19 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.85 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
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