The best jewish jokes

Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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