The best jewish jokes

A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 43.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 42.29 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 40.50 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 38.84 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
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