The best jewish jokes

A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 45.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 43.64 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 42.17 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 41.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 41.47 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 41.10 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.40 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.96 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 39.63 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 39.33 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
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