The best jewish jokes

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 44.38 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 42.38 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 41.86 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 41.39 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 40.80 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.36 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 39.51 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.45 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 38.42 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 38.42 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
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