The best jewish jokes

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 45.02 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 43.32 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 42.76 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 40.70 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 40.70 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 40.48 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 39.65 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 39.45 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.08 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
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