How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.