The best jewish jokes

Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 43.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 43.55 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 43.33 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 43.22 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 42.70 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 41.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 41.72 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 41.70 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 41.13 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 41.09 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
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