How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.