The best jewish jokes

Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 49.10 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 48.11 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 47.23 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 36.73 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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has 27.52 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
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