The best jewish jokes

Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Vote: has 37.35 % from 54 votes. Send joke:
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Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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