The best jewish jokes

How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 43.19 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 43.14 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 42.82 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 42.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 41.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 41.46 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 41.22 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 40.87 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
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