The best jewish jokes

Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 51.74 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 51.62 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 51.37 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 50.50 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 49.98 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.15 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 45.85 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money