The best jewish jokes

Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 49.30 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 49.09 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 48.52 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.01 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 47.81 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 47.59 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 47.54 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 47.02 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women