The best jewish jokes

Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
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has 54.17 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 53.90 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 52.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
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