The best jewish jokes

Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 50.53 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 46.77 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 46.29 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 45.84 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 44.63 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 44.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
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