The best jewish jokes

Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 51.57 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 51.32 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 51.25 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 51.15 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 51.05 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 50.25 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 50.25 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.68 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money