Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car?
A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition.
The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ.
Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
That long?
No, that dead.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup.
A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?"
And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?"
And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"