The best jewish jokes

Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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