Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.