Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"