The best jewish jokes

Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 52.35 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 51.32 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 51.22 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 50.60 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 49.00 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 48.68 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 47.80 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 46.77 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 45.92 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 45.84 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish