The best jewish jokes

Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 50.15 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 48.83 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 48.42 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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has 48.20 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 48.20 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 47.75 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 46.59 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 45.19 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist