The best jewish jokes

Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 59.56 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 57.95 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 57.49 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: "We're having a social here at school and I was wondering if you could send some of your nice young men to attend." "Why of course," the Lieutenant answers. "Just one thing," says the lady. "Of course you'll make sure there aren't any Jews there." "Why of course," the Lieutenant answers. On the day of the dance, a bus pulls up from the base. Out comes a platoon of black GIs. The schoolmistress is quite distressed. "Why, why, there must be some mistake," she says to a burly black Master Sergeant. "Why heck no, ma'am," he replies. "Lt. Goldberg NEVER makes a mistake!"
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: jewish, military, school, student, time
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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has 53.80 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 53.59 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
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