Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition.
The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ.
Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
That long?
No, that dead.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.