How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper !
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!"
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it.
Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!"
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor.
The mother ran over and stomped on it.
The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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