Joke #4598

How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
Vote: has 22.18 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
Vote: has 14.23 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."
Vote: has 73.54 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, life, sex
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Vote: has 51.67 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
Vote: has 32.63 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, animal, old people
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Vote: has 62.14 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
Vote: has 62.75 % from 93 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, cat, food
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
Vote: has 14.74 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Vote: has 83.71 % from 214 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, bartender, beer
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
Vote: has 69.55 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, bar, food