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Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
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Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach he says, "So, how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, no, no, I was just eating ice cream."
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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