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Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him.
I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are your celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said.
For my husband and I have been trying to have a child.
Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A slow poke.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
Stegosaur-rust.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry.