Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.