Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.