Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.