Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.