Joke #10027

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is dog. The second is snake. And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
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