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Yak the Ripper.
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.