Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.