The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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