The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
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The bullet died.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
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