The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.