Joke #11897

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
Vote:
has 73.59 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Vote:
has 67.11 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, Hitler, lawyer
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Vote:
has 66.80 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Vote:
has 66.53 % from 462 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
Vote:
has 55.84 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler, morbid
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Vote:
has 47.42 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Vote:
has 40.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Vote:
has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, Hitler, morbid
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Vote:
has 47.47 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Vote:
has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Vote:
has 33.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid