Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man.
He turns to the people around him.
"Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects?
How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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