Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Wanna party with me like you just don't care? Put your hand up 45° in the air!
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Young kids use a dating app on their phones. Older kids use a dating website on their computers. Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates. Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events. Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.
A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney's office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his wife gets double. The man asks for his first wish. "The first thing I want is a million dollars." The genie says, "Okay, but you know that your wife gets two million." The man said, "That's okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise." The genie says, "Then your wife will have two beautiful houses." The man replied, "That's fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to beat me half to death."