Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.