Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Patient: "I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber at this time of night."
Doctor: "Don’t worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two birds with one stone."
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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