Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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