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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we ll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear? The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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