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Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something.
They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them.
Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.
The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!"
The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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