Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies: “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”. The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?" "Yes, we are. Why you ask?" The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?" "Yes I am!" says the mom with pride. The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?" "Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?" The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.