Joke #10111

Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.

What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.

What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.

One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."

One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?" "Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' - that did it!"