What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck.
The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm.
"But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend.
"Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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