What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts!
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… "Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?" "She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"