What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They re always switching their tails.
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.