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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
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My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them: If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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