What newspaper do cows read?
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Q:Where do you find giant snails?
A:On the ends of their fingers.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery.
When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?”
Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me.
However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't."
"How do you know he isn t?"
"Because I am."
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.