How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
What are cat-erpillars afraid of?
Dog-erpillars.
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls.
They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses.
He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies: “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.