How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.