How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
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"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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He stopped one of the runners and asked, "What’s happening?"
The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from the zoo."
"Oh my, which way is it heading?"
"Well you don’t think we are chasing it, do you?"
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A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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