Joke #10153

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.

Three mice in a pub having a bevy discussing who's the hardest. 1st mouse says I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room! 2nd mouse says : you poof! I get rat poison' crush it into powder and snort it. 3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door, where are you going? asked the other 2. Home he replied to shag the cat!

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.

Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.

A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.

Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.

You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.