If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.