Joke #9888

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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