What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
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Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt.
This happened to him more times than he could count.
He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss.
He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away.
He would sneeze just as the buck came into range.
He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away.
Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies.
"Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
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