Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?" "Because theres to many cheetahs."
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck!
Teacher: Give me an example of animal. Jimmy: Frog Teacher: Give me another. Jimmy: Another Frog.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you.
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.