Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet.
What are they thinking?
The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet.
He doesn’t want to talk.
May be he’s get tired of me.
He doesn’t love me anymore.
He’s probably got someone else.
I see.
We’ll have to separate each other."
The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling.
Wow!
How keep it there and don’t fall?"
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer?
A: Show us your calves!
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.