Joke #2338

Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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Two Bear Hunters Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick? A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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