What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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How do you know when a crab is drunk?
It walks forwards.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence.
After a while he asks surprised:
Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs?
Because I used only one leg for the stock.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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