What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face?
A: It will kick off your ladder…