Joke #10534

What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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