You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Man decides to buy a pet, but does not know what he wants as a pet, so he goes to the pet shop in search of a pet.
He sees cats in a cage dogs on another cage spiders, rabbits, frogs, birds, fish in aquariums and finally he sees a very colorful parrot in the corner of the store and he goes to the area where the parrot was and salesman asks him, "Are you interested in this parrot?"
The man says, "Does he talk?" the salesman says, "If you pull his left leg he will say the our father and if you pull his right leg, he will say the hailmary!"
The man says, "What will the parrot say if I pull both legs at the same time?"
The parrot says, "I'll fall on my ass stupid!"
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: Cheetah.
Me: Hey look its Nemo!
Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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