You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
It was out of odor!
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: "Purebred Police Dog $25."
Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.
The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen.
In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, "How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?"
"Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied, "He's in the Secret Service."
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!