Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.