On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.